I thanks you and congratulations to me.

     1. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"

      2. "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"

      3. "Were you present when your picture was taken?"

      4. "Were you alone or by yourself?"

      5. "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the
war?"

      6. "Did he kill you?"

      7. "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the
collision?"

      8. "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

      9. "How many times have you committed suicide?"

      10. Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August

      A: "Yes."
      Q: "And what were you doing at that time?"

      11. Q: "She had three children, right?"
      A: "Yes."
      Q: "How many were boys?"
      A: "None."
      Q: "Were there any girls?"

      12. Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?"
      A: "Yes."
      Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

      13. Q: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon,
didn't
      you?"
      A: "I went to Europe, Sir."
      Q: "And you took your new wife?"

      14. Q: "How was your first marriage terminated?"
      A: "By death."
      Q: "And by who's death was it terminated?"

      15. Q: "Can you describe the individual?"
      A: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
      Q: "Was this a male, or a female?"

      16. Q: "Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition
      notice which I sent to your
      attorney?"
      A: "No, this is how I dress when I go to work."

      17. Q: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
people?"
      A: "All my autopsies are performed on dead people."

      18. Q: "All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did
you
go
      to?"
      A: "Oral."

      19. Q: "Do you recall the time that you examined the body?"
      A: "The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.."
      Q: "And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?"
      A: "No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing
an
      autopsy."

      20. Q: "You were not shot in the fracas?"
      A: "No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel."

      21. Q: "Are you qualified to give a urine sample?"
      A: "I have been since early childhood."

      22. Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check
for
a
      pulse?"
      A: "No."
      Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
      A: "No."
      Q: "Did you check for breathing?"
      A: "No."
      Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when
you
began
      the autopsy?"
      A: "No."
      Q: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
       A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
      Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
      A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing
law
      somewhere."